☐ Single ☐ Taken ☑ Married to Harry Styles
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Anonymous
WOAAAAH NO WAY. El oh el! Laughing so hard omfg.
does anyone else get that moment when you realize how much you love a band and no matter where you are or what you are doing all you want to do is cry and throw up and kill people because you love that band so much or is it just me
(Source: dallonweekes, via you-and-i-colours-in-the-sky)
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for those that missed the comedy show:
I CANNOT BREATHE. AAHAAHHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAAHA HOLY SHIT.
(via lookafter1d)
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| Harry: | Hey guys I have an idea lets make ovaries explode even more than usual today how does that sound? |
| Niall: | Okay cool let me just sex myself up a bit so I look like a combination of Jesus and Jesus okay cool wait no let me bring a guitar too bitches love guitars okay cool |
| Liam: | Okay I'm going to dress like Troy Bolton from High School Musical because everyone loves High School Musical okay and I'll be all cute and sign autographs and yeah okay good |
| Louis: | For me I'll just wear a beanie because that makes the girls crazy okay yeah and oh I'll hug my girlfriend and be all cute and make sure everyone gets pictures so they wont know I'm gay okay yeah that'll throw em off |
| Harry: | I'm just gonna shake my hair out and make myself look like a sex god oh wait I do that every day okay well I guess I dont have to do anything more now do I? |
| Zayn: | And I've got a baby |
| Harry: | Okay cool lets go |
